I Love U
"I LOVE U!! Can I seduce u so that I dont have to get scolding from u for the yet-to-return DVDs i borrowed from the library in June 2009, Miss Librarian?"
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Yea, I borrowed 2 DVDs from the library mid last year and apparently I still havent returned it..and worse still, I'm no longer in that college. To make things even worse, I got 3DVDs with me here...yea, 3!! Apparently my friend asked me to return it for him last year and the DVDs are still here with me..safe and sound..
So, here I am, imagining the situation when the day finally comes for me to return it to the librarian: the bitchy auntie.
Plan A: Find a scapegoat.
Get a junior and hand him the DVDs, asking him to help me return without telling the truth to him/her
Plan B: Crawl inside the library without getting noticed by the aunties. Put the DVDs on the Return Counter SILENTLY! And... RUNN!!
If get caught by the aunties: "Hi, long time no see! Eh, my friend is calling me over there! BYE!!"
Plan C: Continue to keep the DVDs here. :D
Possible outcome: Alevels result get detained by the school. =_=
Trust me. The librarians there are the bitchiest of the bitchiests u can ever find. Dont mess with them. I messed with them few times. :D
One of the scenarios of me messing with them: "*purposely* Morning auntie!" " WHAT AUNTIE? WHO AUNTIE? WHY CALL ME AUNTIE? IS THIS HOW U CALL THE ELDERS??! CALL ME MISS!!!!!!" "Oh, sorry sorry Miss! *miss? you dont have a mirror? u're obviously an auntie and u want me to call u miss. please la...*"
Idiot! Now I dont know how to face her. =_=
Hi Miss! I love u! :D
*PIAK!!* ( Slapping sound )
T_T
>> Posted By WaiKit Chang at 2:19 AM |
Facebookisation
Facebookisation?? Yea..a new term introduced in Oxford dictionary. MY Oxford dictionary. :D
I realised having a facebook is like having a birth certificate. No facebook=no birth cert, which means u're not living in this technolody era dude..U'RE THE PRIMITIVE MONKEY!
Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected. Millions of people use Facebook everyday to keep up with friends, upload an unlimited number of photos, share links and videos, and learn more about the people they meet. So...if one says, ' Facebook? I dont have that shit man... ' he's the real shit here..He is more like happily living in his own enclosed world surrounded by his fairy tales imaginations.
Having a facebook account doesnt mean u have to be active in it. It can be for the sake of opening one so others can keep up with u or tag ur photos or whateva u can think of..
So, yea..facebook marks a new era in the revolution of the internet (It's like the next big thing after Google).
This, is the facebookisation era.
Embrace it.
Fear it not.
>> Posted By WaiKit Chang at 8:47 AM |
Handsome Guys
Wow. Talking about handsome guys, today I saw a guy's profile, and he's damn handsome and cute. @@ But i realised he's quite thin la. lol. Guess all handsome and cute guys are thin. :D Not saying myself here cuz I'm not in the league at all, though i'm thin =_=. lol.
And who says appearance not important? Anyone that says appearance not important, he/she is merely lying to himself/herself. Come on la...be realistic...for example facebook. I've seen many of my friends rejecting friend's requests just because the fella's profile picture is ugly... zzz. Or if u were a girl, and an ugly guy asks u out, which girl on Earth will go out with him? =_= The world is very realistic. Appearance is very important. That is why many people resort to having plastic surgery.
To tell the truth, if u're good looking or pretty, u'll have a better chance in getting a job than an ugly person. If u're born ugly, that's too bad. Go for plastic surgery. If u're born normal looking, welcome to the commoners. If u're born handsome, that's none of my business.. =_=
But appearance can be very subjective. One may have different perspective on appearances. Therefore, for standard sake, we shall follow my definition of ugly: disfigured. That's all. Anything out of disfigurement, u're normal. Dont come complain u're ugly.
>> Posted By WaiKit Chang at 2:10 PM |
Knock knock
I came to knock on your door, you shoo-ed me away.
I came to knock on your door the second time, you kicked me away.
I came to knock on your door the third time, you moved away.
Quoted from: My drunk brain... =_=
One advice to all, when you're drunk, just go sleep. Dont simply open ur mouth or sms people. Troubles might arise. :D
>> Posted By WaiKit Chang at 1:40 PM |
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Dethrone Serena van der Woodsen
Serena + Dan
